June 2012
69 posts
coldfusiongifs:
Don’t you hate when websites you use on a regular suddenly start throwing ads all in your face that have nothing to do with what you’re looking at. Why the fuck would I care about some random bands or entering a sweepstakes when I’m looking up some words in the dictionary.
Homicides up this year in the Chi →
Shits crazy in The City. It might be boring out here most of the time this summer, but at least we’re not that worried about getting shot.
Louis CK on raising a daughter.
Louis CK: If you raise a girl with some confidence and you send her out in the world so she feels like she can do whatever she wants, she's still going to get her face and her ass fucked but she's going to do it on her terms.
Louis CK: She's going to grab that dick by the base and go, "I want to suck this right now".
Louis CK: This should be your goal as a father: That your daughter only sucks a dick that she thinks is delicious.
TV told me not to say
I think that shit is gay
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Its My BIRTHDAY!!!
and I’m kinda HI
So I officially have a job now. Maybe just a summer position but still. That means A) More $MONEY$ to <BLOW3 B) MORE INVENTORY and C) We will be Hi as FUCK ridin Elephants and shit through the desert
Went and got fingerprinted today at some government building. All I kept thinking the whole time is, “Good thing they’re not checking my urine. Mmhhaahhaaaaahaaaaaaa (Evil Laugh)”
“Smoke all day everyday. Pass out at night and do it again. Hello Thursday”
“This weed is heavenly. It takes us too high”
– J-ro
I know we’re smokin some good shit when we don’t even make it through the gram for the day.
I was high as FUCK last night
