Thoughts of Dos Assjoles
March 2012
119 posts
Munchies so hard today I’ma eat a person
Munchies so hard yesterday I think I ate a cow
I am tripping balls!
- Me: I was so high earlier, I thought I had diabetes.
Good handjob tips:
- Put your mouth on it.
Had some Spice (synthetic weed) yesterday. Too much Spice actually…
All I have to say about it is FUCK Spice. That shit fucks you up in the WORST ways. Never Go Hard on Spice, or at least don’t combine it with other things. You will regret it. I didn’t believe the criticism till I felt it.
I’m in love with Mary Jane. She may fuck me up a lot, but I always like the way she fucks me. I never regret it. Spice definitely works though.
“7 grams in the blunt. almost drowned in the pussy, so I swam to her butt”
—Lil Wayne - The Motto
Show me my opponent…I’ma eat em!!!!
Listen
Bouncin on my dick - Tyga
“Ass so Fat, Needa Lapdance (Whoo!!!)”
—Tyga - Lapdance
