May 2011
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tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
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WatchIts the REEEEEEEmix!
This is EXACTLY how Wayne sounds on Most of his shit nowadays, except for the occasional instances of course, childishly clever rhymes, feeling himself more than we are, people Shittin on him on his Own tracks…..Luckily most of his shit bangs Hard in my speakers, so I accept it willingly.
_King Beesy
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Chocolate Icing →
Why you should Carry Hand Sanitizer Around
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randomness of the week
-JJ
I saw the ugliest girl today. It hurt to look at her. Not to be rude, kind of too late for that. I mean she looked like she wanted to win the scariest face award. I would rather look at a solar eclipse. I like how Google is starting their plan for world domination. Soon there will be a Google space along with Google porn. Then and only then will they rule the world. I saw something funny...
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Its All Fun and Games, Until the Cops Show Up
By King Beesy
When you get on a plane, there is a moment of Suspense between walking down that hallway and discovering who is sitting next to you. I always hope I don’t have to sit next to a Fat guy, Oscar the Grouch (named because the guy smells like a fucking trashcan), a Too talkative old lady, or just some Weird guy who is yearning for an ass Whoopin that day. On the other Hand, I DO hope I...
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So I Told T-Mobile, Google, and Facebook, 'Just...
By King Beesy
Bored at work today, scanning Hella news in the New York Times, and I came across a few things that just struck that cord in me.
The most important one, just because it affects me the most noticeably on a day-to-day basis, is this proposed AT&T purchase of T-Mobile. SO I read this article bitching about how such a merger would reduce competition, possibly raise prices, and just...
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articles of the week (May 24 2011)
1) The world needs more drugs in it. I want a racing game with old people riding wheelchairs. This would be badass. Like a Special Olympics video game. I’d call it Hot Wheels: paraplegic edition. Ok first article I saw today was about second grade students performing oral sex while the teacher was present….LOL this is wild. Teacher was probably sitting there teaching and the kids just...
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my random intoxicated thoughts.
Ok may 21st just passed and we are still alive! Hell yes good sir! No. whoever believed that the rapture was actually going to happen has got to be some of the dumbest people on earth. You listen to a man, one man, who told you that the world was going to end. I salute you on being so dumb. I don’t think I could do something so stupid even if I tried. I bet the people who did believe feel the...
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ChildHood Memories
By JJ
Pokémon and Scooby Doo! Ok this is my thoughts on two of my favorite cartoons of my childhood. I will start with Scooby doo. This has got to be the biggest stoner cartoon I have ever seen. First of all they ride around in a vehicle called the mystery wagon. This must have gotten them pulled over by the police at least once. Second, all of them were obviously tripping balls...
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Man Law
1. A man shall look at every ass that walks past.
2. A man shall not let a woman play with his butthole
3. If thou not giveth head, thy sex art dead.
To be continued
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Things I Don't Like When Considering a Woman
By King Beesy
1. When a woman wheres clothes like a hoody when its near 80 outside. My mind tells me your hot, like sweaty, and so you might be musty. Mustiness is not attractive. That shiz stank…Aslo, bad breath. Brush your teeth. Carry gum around.
2. Women my age with Hella kids, or even just two. The more kids around a woman, the less sexy they seem. Lets chill without them.
3. I know...
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Got Joose?
By King Beesy
So the first news I came across Today involved a family of native D.C. Idiots who obviously passed their Idiocy down Genetically to their 15-year old son, who seems to be homozygous Dominant for the trait. The Chicago Tribune states that this boy, named John Donald Rupp III (aka. Bo), went to a tailgate at a concert last fall. He drank two cans of Four Loko then got rowdy enough to...
