Women overestimate the power of their pussies. Once I’ve hit it a few times, and the novelty wears off, you start looking a lot less enticing. Unless your shit is good. Not good but GOOOOOD (like in an evil genuis voice). Even then, you’re not that powerful. I’m Not just talking about your organ but like the whole experience with you. Plus your personality has to be interesting enough for me to want to keep dealing with you. That is unless you’re just like a straight up booty call….Anywho, It’s all too easy to become boring, so don’t be so arrogant about your shit. Here’s a short list of the things that I avoid:
Girls that make no noise
Girls who make weird noises like a dying giraffe or a tortured walrus or some shit like that. Like I’m walking through a zoo with a plate of steaks and all the animals are crying out to me.
Girls who only make noise but don’t talk. It gets repetitive.
On that note, girls who try too hard to say interesting things.
Girls who act like this: “I’m just going to lay here and enjoy. You do your thing.”
Girls who don’t give head (its a man law violation to date a girl who does not slob the cob)
Girls who are prudes
10 minute women (no stamina)
Girls who have no rhythm
Girls who seem like they have never done it before, doing weird ass motions in regular positions
Girls that like to eat and drink your fridge up after. Get the fuck out my Kool-Aid and put down my chips. Your shit must be top-notch before you crack open my fridge, and even then be wary of my wrath.
AND lastly for today, Girls that don’t shut the fuck up afterwards and go to sleep. No I don’t want to talk and cuddle. Most likely its late. I just worked out. I don’t like to talk to people when I’m tired, so I’m going to sleep. You can do the same or GTFO