December 2011
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November 2011
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If you ask me...
and Even if you don’t, that Wale’s CD is some of the best shit put out this year. If I bought my music like a caring, respectful consumer, I would have paid for that. Instead, I will just pub his shit by making this post.
that is all
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The more you know
The Funniest historical shit I’ve heard in a minute: Hysterical Paroxysm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria
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Tatted up
Tattoos on women are sexy. I am 30% less likely to get bored with a girl if she has interesting tats.
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A New Follower:
thismymuse:
He/She is Pretty:
He/She’s a Virgin: And they live close by: They take lots of pics: Turning 18 soon . . .
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if i go to a party that is bring your own alcohol is it ok if i bring a personal keg?
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smiley face
You know those times when you are texting a girl and you get the sexual wink face. Usually that means “oh I want it in my mouth” and depending on the topic and length of the conversation that usually is true. But if I use a smiley face then it is to soften the blow of an ether extremely sexual, disrespectful or sexist joke that I so love to say. But if another man sends a wink to me then shit gets...
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couch-hoes:
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Baseline critieria
The next girl I fuck wit has to be tallish, pretty (no-ish), and have some tigo bitties so big we can’t even hug from the front.
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Just Saying
There are so many ass-kissers on tumblr trying to whisper sweet nothings to all the women on here. Some of the girls they goin after aint even cute or have the flabbiest backs. I hope you read this somehow and get to finding your manhood. You’re not gettin in anything with your booty licking. I’ll tell you bout these pussies.
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Skyrim, Lube, and a box of Tissue
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim: Preventing 1000’s of guys from getting ass for the next 2 years
There were so many virgins in line for this game. I can hardly explain the many weird things that were happening around me. I could just feel my swag wasting away by being there. One dude had on an actual mage robe…with a wand…and not just any old wand. Shit was steel and decorated with...
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