and Even if you don’t, that Wale’s CD is some of the best shit put out this year. If I bought my music like a caring, respectful consumer, I would have paid for that. Instead, I will just pub his shit by making this post.
You know those times when you are texting a girl and you get the sexual wink face. Usually that means “oh I want it in my mouth” and depending on the topic and length of the conversation that usually is true. But if I use a smiley face then it is to soften the blow of an ether extremely sexual, disrespectful or sexist joke that I so love to say. But if another man sends a wink to me then shit gets gay. If a guy that im not sure of his sexuality sends me a smile of any kind I think that I would call him a Chutney ferret and never speak to him again. Man law rule# 13 states “no smiley face will be used in a text to thy brother”
There are so many ass-kissers on tumblr trying to whisper sweet nothings to all the women on here. Some of the girls they goin after aint even cute or have the flabbiest backs. I hope you read this somehow and get to finding your manhood. You’re not gettin in anything with your booty licking. I’ll tell you bout these pussies.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim: Preventing 1000’s of guys from getting ass for the next 2 years
There were so many virgins in line for this game. I can hardly explain the many weird things that were happening around me. I could just feel my swag wasting away by being there. One dude had on an actual mage robe…with a wand…and not just any old wand. Shit was steel and decorated with dragons and shit…Another dude was dressed as an archer with an actual homemade arrow case on his back. I just wanted to get the game. I didn’t know it was a costume party. My thoughts: What goes through your mind when you decide to go outside like this? This is true nerdery at its highest point.